Joke

These one-liners are a joke!

If you are a mouse

If you are a mouse, every cat looks like a tiger

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Inevitable

Despondency is inevitable - that's why it's best to avoid it

Quayle-ism (apocryphal)

Obscurity is a very dark place indeed

Optician

My mother says I need to go to the optician.  I can't see the point

Bike lane

Why did the bike lane went to the mental hospital?  It was a cycle path